An allergic reaction to blueberries can be fatal… so don’t be a fool like this dude.
Mix 1 part Cider Vinegar to 2 parts Apple Sauce whilst whispering the secret Apple chant; and you will meet the Apple Dragon. (Results may vary)
Last month I encountered this fruitcake at my local Bakery.
Meet Mr. Ice; crowned Winner of “Battle Of The Beards” last Monday and Wednesday. His upcoming quiff competition with Mr. Fire is a Pay Per View event.
Let me introduce you to a gentleman named Mr. Fire who’s bite is fatal and who’s quiff is legendary.