Meet Mr. Ice; crowned Winner of “Battle Of The Beards” last Monday and Wednesday. His upcoming quiff competition with Mr. Fire is a Pay Per View event.
Let me introduce you to a gentleman named Mr. Fire who’s bite is fatal and who’s quiff is legendary.
Miles And Miles Of Blue & White Smiles.
Terrorism is a booming industry, but it must be tip-toed around.
Scaremongering is a thriving business, and one of the most rewarding jobs.
The source of my Digital Moth infestation stems from this Analogue Caterpillar.
I have discovered a new species of moth flying around my Mac.
Here is the Spoon Beetle; he is the enemy of the Fork Worm.
I have found a new species of slug in my garden.
Guard your picnics from this flying worm.
This is proof that my back garden is infested with fairies of the “Clover” type.